MIRACLE MAX: You never had it so good.
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And, as we all know, "to blave" means "to bluff." So you're probably playing cards, and he cheated A WOMAN'S VOICE -- Liar -- LIAR-LI-A-A-AR -- VALERIE, an ancient fury, storms out of a back room and toward MIRACLE MAX: -- get back, witch --
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MIRACLE MAX: Sonny, true love is the greatest thing in the world. Except for a nice MLT, a mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe. They're so perky, I love that. But that's not what he said.
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MIRACLE MAX: (to Westley) Hey! Hello in there. Hey! What's so important? What you got here that's worth living for?
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MIRACLE MAX: Go through his clothes and look for loose change.
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MIRACLE MAX: Now, mostly dead is slightly alive. Now, all dead...well, with all dead, there's usually only one thing that you can do.
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MIRACLE MAX: Look who knows so much. Well, it just so happens that your friend here is only mostly dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Please open his mouth.
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MIRACLE MAX: Your first story was better.
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MIRACLE MAX: Are you a rotten liar.
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MIRACLE MAX: Sheesh! I never worked for so little, except once, and that was a very noble cause.
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MIRACLE MAX: (He takes nothing from nobody) Don't rush me, sonny. You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles. You got money?
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MIRACLE MAX: Hah?
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MIRACLE MAX: I've seen worse.
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MIRACLE MAX: (for the first time, interested) He is, eh? I'll take a look.
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MIRACLE MAX: Look, I'm retired. And besides, why would you want someone the King's stinking son fired? I might kill whoever you wanted me to miracle.
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MIRACLE MAX: (looking at the Giant) You are the Brute Squad.
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MIRACLE MAX: (opening the window) Beat it or I'll call the Brute Squad.
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MIRACLE MAX: The King's stinking son fired me.
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MIRACLE MAX: (opening a small window in the door) What? What?
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Miracles.
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And if by some miracle, none of that happens... eventually I'm gonna run out of food.
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