You didn't even bother to read the sign on my door.
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[Jay enters through the back door. Kay drives away.] Deliver The Galaxy [Jay and Kay rush in from the door under the World's Fair mural, and head toward the main display screen; all around them, the MIB staffers are in frenetic activity in response to the threat from above.]
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[And with that he turns, leaps --] [-- and CRASHES right through the window, into the air shaft.] [EXT. MORGUE (SIDE STREET) - DUSK] [EDGAR, still clutching LAUREL, EXPLODES up over a railing.] [Nobody looks twice as Edgar, dragging Laurel (with his arm over her mouth), races toward the nearby Manhattan Street.] [INT. MORGUE - AIR SHAFT - DUSK] [Jay and Kay duck into the air shaft and look up -- too far to climb, and the walls are smooth anyway. They turn and run back.] [EXT. OUTSIDE MORGUE - DUSK] [EDGAR, with LAUREL, RUNS right in front of a CAB, which screeches to a halt inches from them.] [INT. MORGUE - DUSK] [Jay and Kay rush out of the morgue.] [INT. CAB - EXT. OUTSIDE MORGUE - DUSK] [Edgar reaches through the passenger side and pulls the Cabbie out the door. He then pulls the wooden seat-beads, throws them atop the Cabbie, and pushes Laurel in before him, leaving her behind the wheel. He then tosses a crown that was on the car panel on the cabbie before taking the seat and closing the door.] [Edgar shows Laurel the POSTCARDS he took from the display on the newsstand.] EDGAR Take me here.
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Jewelry Store [At Rosenberg's Jewelry store, Edgar stomps towards the door and punches through the glass, then smashes the glass covering the counters with the gems and jewels inside, even knocking one of them over. Outside, a tow truck driver is attaching Edgar's Zap-Em truck to his tow truck. Inside, something else catches Edgar's eye; he gazes at a picture of Rosenberg and his cat Orion, focusing on a small spherical object on Orion's collar. He then hears the whirring of the tow truck and glances outside to see the driver pulling a lever, raising the van off the ground. Enraged, he storms out of the store.]
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KAY Never hurt her before. We have to close all the doors here. Special Services will be here any minute.
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At The Morgue [The stretcher with the corpse on it is wheeled down a corridor in police headquarters. ROSENBERG'S CAT, still on his chest, MEOWS curiously as the stretcher approaches two doors with "City Morgue" written across them. The words split in half as the stretcher BANGS through the doors.] [INT. MORGUE - DAY] [The city morgue is a crowded, brightly-lit, tiled place with corpses parked left and right. Busy day in the Apple. The Cop wheeling the stretcher calls out to the coroner, Laurel, who's hunched over another body.]
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[INT. REDGICK'S CAR - DAY] [From Mrs. Redgick's point of view, her open legs and Jay outside the door. He smiles, gestures happily, and then does an imitation of the "breathing lesson in Lamaze class". Then he looks down to the woman's crotch...]
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[Edgar just hits and makes the man fall.] [EXT. R&L RESTAURANT - DAY] [Edgar is walking down the street, holding his hip and stretching his arm. The restaurant staff are all gathering at the door to stare at him, as does another man passing by the street.] [INT. LESHKO'S DINER - DAY] [The cat stares angrily.] Mr. & Mrs. Redgick [A car has pulled over. KAY approaches the DRIVER.]
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[Edgar tosses him away, making the waiter's tray loudly fall and make noise. Edgar then pushes the door and walks down the street, with the patron next to the door staring.]
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[Suddenly a long STINGER whips out from under the back of Edgar's apron and zips under the table. It hits Rosenberg's neck, and then the Arquillian. Both lurch forward their chairs, their faces contorting in pain. They both pitch forward, their faces slogging into fresh pirogi. Edgar moves quickly, grabs the ornate box, and leaves, flipping a table on the way. Rosenberg's cat leaps back onto the table and SNARLS at him as he goes. He turns around and grunts at the cat, who proceeds to angrily make a defying gesture. We can see his collar reads "ORION" before the cat hisses again. Edgar turns around and walks further towards the exit. Another waiter moves to the door frame.]
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[INT. MIB LTD - DAY] [They get in and slam the doors. Kay fastens his seatbelt.]
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[Carefully, he puts the bag on a pane with flowers as he locks the revolving door to his distinctive shop. The Zap-Em Truck then approaches the shop. The cat stares at Edgar as he struggles to position himself in a "not-suspicious" position.] Okay, now we're ready to go for a little ride. [Finished, Rosenberg picks up the bag, puts the box in his pocket, then waddles off down the street.] We're going to meet with Daddy's friend who you'll like. [Edgar then starts the van and moves it along.] [INT. MIB BUILDING - ZED'S OFFICE - DAY] [Zed's office is a circular, windowed room elevated above the main floor of MIB headquarters. JAY and KAY sit across the desk from Zed. There are six video monitors on a wall behind Zed's desk, and on each monitor is another Man in Black, in different parts of the world, the city name and a clock ticking in a corner of the image.] [While Zed talks, he goes through paperwork on his desk.]
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[The elevator doors open, revealing the Men in Black headquarters, a huge, multileveled, of sixties design, polished steel and glass. The workplaces are sleek and uncluttered, manned by both humans and aliens. Most of the aliens stay in the background, like the upside-down guy who walks on the ceiling, shuffling papers.] [KAY and EDWARDS step off the elevator and onto a platform that looks out over the whole place.] [Kay leads him down into the complex. First, they walk past a sort of passport control center, where a human BUREAUCRAT at a desk is checking the documents of a line of ALIENS who've just arrived. There are a dozen bizarre life forms in that line, CHATTING in half a dozen different alien tongues. Edwards slows as they pass, listening to the PASSPORT CONTROL OFFICER as he addresses an Arquillian, a large, humanoid visitor.]
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[They have stopped next to an unmarked door. Kay throws it open and steps inside.]
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