[horrified] Kay. [the Bug raises its head skyward and uses its pincers to push Kay down its throat] Kay! [a horrified Laurel watches from the tree branch; the Bug raises its head skyward with a triumphant roar; inside its stomach, Kay reaches for his gun] Hey! [he picks up a big rock and throws it at the Bug, hitting it in the head, causing it to growl angrily] What’s up? [picks up a piece of debris from the crash landing] You’re just gonna eat and run, huh? What about dessert?! [attempts to hit the Bug, only to get kicked aside] That’s it? Where are you going? This party’s just getting started. [walks to a burning branch and picks it up] Where you going? Where you going?! [swings the branch at the Bug, who dodges the flames] Let me tell you something:there’s only one way off of this planet, baby. And that’s through me! [the Bug slaps Jay, knocking him aside; he quickly rolls to avoid being stepped on by the Bug, and grabs a jagged piece of debris, intending to stab the Bug in the stomach with it; before he has a chance to, the Bug lowers its head and snarls at him, causing him to fall backwards] Yo! [he watches as the Bug starts to climb the tower leading up to the second ship; Jay quickly stands up and runs towards the Bug, jumping up to grab hold of its abdomen; the Bug glares at him as it growls and swings its abdomen, trying to shake him off, eventually sending him flying before he crashes into a dumpster; as he moans and gets to his feet, Laurel’s tree branch snaps, causing her to fall to the ground; landing safely, she crawls away; the Bug continues climbing the tower] Hey. Where you going? Why you running, huh? [Laurel rises from the bushes] I’m still standing. Come on, bring it. Come on, bring it. Bring... [he sees two cockroaches on his sleeve; turning towards the dumpster, he sees a rusty spot around the bottom, and kicks it to reveal a bunch of cockroaches; he glances from the Bug to the cockroaches for a few seconds, then steps on one of them, causing a loud “crunch” sound; hearing the sound, the Bug flinches and halts its ascent] Uh-oh. I’m sorry. [points down at the cockroach he just squashed] Was that your auntie? [the Bug looks down at him with a livid facial expression] Oh, then that must mean, th-that’s your uncle, then, huh? [points at another cockroach under his foot before squishing it too] You know you all look alike. [peeved by Jay’s teasing, the Bug descends from the tower, and begins to approach him; he grins] Well, well. [steps towards the Bug] Big Bad Bug got a bit of a soft spot, huh? [crushes another cockroach, causing the Bug to snarl in rage] See, what I can’t understand is why you’ve got to come down here bringing all this ruckus, snatching up galaxies and everything. [Laurel watches in horror from the bushes as the Bug walks right up to Jay] My attitude is “Don’t start nothing”. [steps on yet another cockroach] “Won’t be nothing”. [flattens another cockroach, then grins at the Bug, who extends its pincers, eager to rip him apart] You need to ease up out of my face before something bad happen to you. [the sound of a gun cocking is heard, indicating Kay has retrieved his weapon inside the Bug; Jay glances at its stomach then looks it in the face as he grins and shrugs] Too late. [the Bug looks at its stomach in horror; Kay fires his weapon, blasting the Bug’s upper body off, splattering slime all over Jay] Ugh! [Jay reaches behind him and collects the galaxy as he and Kay spit out some of the Bug’s stomach juices]
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[taps the ground firmly] Keep him on this planet. [he gets up]
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Place projectile weapon on the ground.
>> Men In Black Movie 1997 Script

[ranting at his wife, Beatrice] I go out, I work my butt off to make a living. All I want is to come home to a nice, clean house, with a nice fat steak on the table, but instead I get this. [the object on the sky moves closer, getting bigger] It looks like poison. [Beatrice is about to take the plate away] Don't you take that away. I'm eating that! Damn it! It is poison, isn't it? I swear to god, I would not be surprised if it was, the way you skulk around here like a dog been hit too much or ain't been hit enough. I can't make up my mind! [The object in the sky turns into what looks like a fireball, the cow slowly walks out of the way] You're useless, Beatrice. The only thing that pulls its weight around here is my goddamn truck. [The fiery object slams right into Edgar's Chevy, breaking it in half and leaving a crater in the ground; Edgar promptly goes to the front door, armed with a rifle, opens it and looks at the burning remains of his truck.] Figures. [He walks toward the crater left by the unknown object that crashed into his truck; Beatrice slowly opens the front door and stands in the doorway]
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[realizing the man is not human] What the hell are you? [the Perp smiles while walking backwards towards the edge] Hey. Watch that ledge. Watch the ledge! [the Perp backs up onto the edge] Look, come on down and we'll get those eyes fixed. Don't even worry about it. [the Perp stretches his arms out] Look, wait a minute. Let me talk to you! Hey! Hey! [the Perp falls backwards off the edge, screaming, to the ground; Edwards runs to the edge and looks down as the Perp's body hits the ground] Edgar [At a farm in upstate New York, a Green Chevy truck sits next to a tree, near a grazing cow, yards away from a house. Inside the house, the farmer, Edgar, is sitting down to dinner; a small mysterious object moves through the starry sky above]
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Yeah, and when he gets here, I'll arrest his ass too. [the Perp pulls a peculiar-looking high-tech gun, which Edwards knocks to the ground, where it disintegrates] Oh, you're trying to catch a beat-down, huh?! [tries to push the Perp against the wall, but he flips in midair and flees from Edwards again towards a massive building, the Guggenheim Museum, across the street; Edwards chases after him, gun drawn; much to his surprise, the Perp leaps high into the air onto one of the upper floors; he watches as the Perp climbs to another floor; as the Perp climbs up onto the building, Edwards runs to the building's main entrance; unfortunately, the door is locked, forcing Edwards to use his gun to open it by shattering the glass; entering the building, he runs as fast as he can from floor to floor, while the Perp is trying to find a way out; the first two doors are locked; he then discovers a third door, which is open; opening the door, he comes face-to-face with Edwards again] What's up?
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That's enough, Mikey. Hand me that head. [Mikey delivers the head prop.] Put up your arms and all your flippers. [As Mike continues to talk, Janus is climbing a hill behind them. He lets out a horrified gasp. One of the alien's eyes, on a tall stalk, whips around. All three of them see Agent Janus, standing just over the rise, staring in frozen amazement. As the eye returns to place...] Ah, sh*t. [Mikey gets mad and changes into an angry stance, with all his flippers shaking, and gets very mad. He knocks Dee out of the way, and takes off straight at Janus, roaring, snarling, and growling as Janus screams.] Dee! Shoot him! [Dee struggles to roll over and change the controls on his gun, which fell out of his hand as he hit the ground.] Dee! [Frustrated, Kay drops the head, puts his hand inside his jacket, and pulls out his own gun. Mikey keeps moving, covering the last few yards to Janus quickly. Kay points his gun directly at Mikey, who leaps straight at Janus; just before reaching the frightened agent, he disintegrates into blue goo that splatters all over the ground, the trees, and Agent Janus' face. Behind where Mikey was, Kay stands, smoking weapon in hand, and sighs.]
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[he and Dee lead their unknown traveler into a field] Looks like you fell off the bus in the wrong part of town, amigo. In fact, I'll bet dollars to pesos that you're not from anywhere near here. [He pulls out a knife, and cuts the man's poncho. The man's clothes fall to the ground, revealing what he really is underneath -- an amphibian/reptile with two independent eyes and he also appeared to have a shell on his back, which had six small arms and hands. The only part of his camouflage not crumpled to the ground is the humanesque "head," which he still lamely holds in one of his hands. It's propped up by a stick, like a puppet, and it continues to make expressions as he holds it.] Mikey?! [Mikey replies -- an unfathomable combination of grunts, squeaks, and saliva.] Mikey, when did they let you out of jail? [Mikey replies.] Political refugee. Right.
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Yes! She looks like a little doll. * Charlotte holds Minnie’s face, looking closely at it, and * kisses her on the lips. Andrea dances, pulling Charlotte up * off the ground and away from Minnie. Minnie watches as * Charlotte and Andrea dance together. * ANDREA (CONT’D) * Come here, Minnie! I wanna dance * with you! * She pulls Minnie up from the floor. Charlotte and Andrea, * flanking Minnie on either side, start “bumping” Minnie’s hips * back and forth. Minnie looks between the two of them, * laughing and loving being bounced back and forth. * MINNIE (V.O.) My mother doesn’t touch me much if she can avoid it. She used to touch me a lot, in a motherly way, when I was little. But then:
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Animated Minnie throws tiny Ricky to the ground, and stompsoff to the hills with her head down, crying like a sad giant.
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