[horrified] Kay. [the Bug raises its head skyward and uses its pincers to push Kay down its throat] Kay! [a horrified Laurel watches from the tree branch; the Bug raises its head skyward with a triumphant roar; inside its stomach, Kay reaches for his gun] Hey! [he picks up a big rock and throws it at the Bug, hitting it in the head, causing it to growl angrily] What’s up? [picks up a piece of debris from the crash landing] You’re just gonna eat and run, huh? What about dessert?! [attempts to hit the Bug, only to get kicked aside] That’s it? Where are you going? This party’s just getting started. [walks to a burning branch and picks it up] Where you going? Where you going?! [swings the branch at the Bug, who dodges the flames] Let me tell you something:there’s only one way off of this planet, baby. And that’s through me! [the Bug slaps Jay, knocking him aside; he quickly rolls to avoid being stepped on by the Bug, and grabs a jagged piece of debris, intending to stab the Bug in the stomach with it; before he has a chance to, the Bug lowers its head and snarls at him, causing him to fall backwards] Yo! [he watches as the Bug starts to climb the tower leading up to the second ship; Jay quickly stands up and runs towards the Bug, jumping up to grab hold of its abdomen; the Bug glares at him as it growls and swings its abdomen, trying to shake him off, eventually sending him flying before he crashes into a dumpster; as he moans and gets to his feet, Laurel’s tree branch snaps, causing her to fall to the ground; landing safely, she crawls away; the Bug continues climbing the tower] Hey. Where you going? Why you running, huh? [Laurel rises from the bushes] I’m still standing. Come on, bring it. Come on, bring it. Bring... [he sees two cockroaches on his sleeve; turning towards the dumpster, he sees a rusty spot around the bottom, and kicks it to reveal a bunch of cockroaches; he glances from the Bug to the cockroaches for a few seconds, then steps on one of them, causing a loud “crunch” sound; hearing the sound, the Bug flinches and halts its ascent] Uh-oh. I’m sorry. [points down at the cockroach he just squashed] Was that your auntie? [the Bug looks down at him with a livid facial expression] Oh, then that must mean, th-that’s your uncle, then, huh? [points at another cockroach under his foot before squishing it too] You know you all look alike. [peeved by Jay’s teasing, the Bug descends from the tower, and begins to approach him; he grins] Well, well. [steps towards the Bug] Big Bad Bug got a bit of a soft spot, huh? [crushes another cockroach, causing the Bug to snarl in rage] See, what I can’t understand is why you’ve got to come down here bringing all this ruckus, snatching up galaxies and everything. [Laurel watches in horror from the bushes as the Bug walks right up to Jay] My attitude is “Don’t start nothing”. [steps on yet another cockroach] “Won’t be nothing”. [flattens another cockroach, then grins at the Bug, who extends its pincers, eager to rip him apart] You need to ease up out of my face before something bad happen to you. [the sound of a gun cocking is heard, indicating Kay has retrieved his weapon inside the Bug; Jay glances at its stomach then looks it in the face as he grins and shrugs] Too late. [the Bug looks at its stomach in horror; Kay fires his weapon, blasting the Bug’s upper body off, splattering slime all over Jay] Ugh! [Jay reaches behind him and collects the galaxy as he and Kay spit out some of the Bug’s stomach juices]
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[cont. as he raises his weapon] ...get down! [Kay ducks; Jay fires, shattering the window and knocking himself backwards; he then looks at his gun] Eee. [Edgar gets in the tow truck and drives off, dragging the Zap-Em Van behind him] That's him! That's the bug, in the Edgar suit! [he runs out of the store as Kay looks up in his prone position] [Kay runs out after Jay.] [EXT. GEM AND JEWELRY STORE - DAY] [Jay sprints after him, FIRING his noisy cricket. He is thrown back into some garbage, while his SHOT...] [Hits the rigging between the Zap-Em Van and the town truck, separating the two. Jay pulls himself up and sprints after the tow truck, but it accelerates too quickly.] [Edgar is just about to turn the corner when Jay leaps onto a parked CAR to try and get some height. As Jay prepares to shoot, EDGAR DISAPPEARS AROUND THE CORNER, and a HUGH TRUCK backs into his line of fire.] [JAY FIRES, the TRUCK EXPLODES and Jay flies BACKWARDS, hurtling through the air and CRASHING through the window of a parked car.] [Kay appears and yanks Jay out of the car.] KAY We do not discharge our weapons in view of the public.
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[as Kay deletes Edwards' passport, social security, and birth certificate, while Edwards puts on the shoes, watch, and suit] You are a rumor, recognizable only as deja vu, and dismissed just as quickly. You don't exist. You were never even born. [Kay, having deleted Edwards' core database, moves on to the final delete:his full name; Edwards picks up the sunglasses] Anonymity is your name. Silence, your native tongue. You're no longer part of the system. You're above the system. Over it. Beyond it. [Edwards puts on the black tie as the final letters of his first name are deleted] We're "them". We're "they". [Edwards removes his earring] We are the Men in Black. [the words "NEW ENTRY", "J", and "DATABASE UPDATED" appear on the screen; Kay presses a computer key]
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That's enough, Mikey. Hand me that head. [Mikey delivers the head prop.] Put up your arms and all your flippers. [As Mike continues to talk, Janus is climbing a hill behind them. He lets out a horrified gasp. One of the alien's eyes, on a tall stalk, whips around. All three of them see Agent Janus, standing just over the rise, staring in frozen amazement. As the eye returns to place...] Ah, sh*t. [Mikey gets mad and changes into an angry stance, with all his flippers shaking, and gets very mad. He knocks Dee out of the way, and takes off straight at Janus, roaring, snarling, and growling as Janus screams.] Dee! Shoot him! [Dee struggles to roll over and change the controls on his gun, which fell out of his hand as he hit the ground.] Dee! [Frustrated, Kay drops the head, puts his hand inside his jacket, and pulls out his own gun. Mikey keeps moving, covering the last few yards to Janus quickly. Kay points his gun directly at Mikey, who leaps straight at Janus; just before reaching the frightened agent, he disintegrates into blue goo that splatters all over the ground, the trees, and Agent Janus' face. Behind where Mikey was, Kay stands, smoking weapon in hand, and sighs.]
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