( laughing ) Female interviewer #2: We'll give you guys copies, yeah.
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Male interviewer: What do you guys think about us doing a documentary about farting?
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Male interviewer: So, what is the definition of a "fartologist," I guess.
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Female interviewer: Right, yeah, - I don't know either.
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Female interviewer: On average.
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Female interviewer : Right. Yeah.
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Female interviewer: So, what would you say is your most embarrassing fart story?
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Dog farts How unfortunate, oh, no Dog farts Someone open a window... - Female interviewer: Right.
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Female interviewer: It was him.
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Female interviewer: Yeah, there's actually particles in the air.
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Female interviewer: Thank you for teaching me that.
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No, the smell is terrible, but if it's not noisy and you don't know who's done... Female interviewer: Is this true?
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Female interviewer: What's worse, noisy or stinky?
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So, it's a natural, human bodily function anyway, so... Female interviewer: But it was seen as rude.
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Female interviewer: Is that when you go look for a restroom at that point?
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Female interviewer: Do you think that women laugh at fart jokes as much as men?
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Female interviewer: Why is it that men find it funnier than women?
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Well, one time he did this big adult fart, like... ( imitates fart ) Female interviewer #2: Where were you?
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Female interviewer: What if she did?
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Female interviewer: After five years you changed your mind and felt good to go.
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You're fast asleep when I feel one creep I try to keep it inside the bed But like a good wine That ages with time Looks rotten and it's starting to spread You wake up in fear That a fire is near From the smell of my own Dutch oven... ( farting noise ) Female interviewer: Have you in present or past relationships farted in front of your other half?
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- Female interviewer: Right.
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( farting noise ) ( male interviewer speaking ) My kids. Yeah.
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( laughs ) Female interviewer: Now, are you the kind of person that laughs at the general fart joke?
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Female interviewer: So it's not bad for you then to hold...?
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