飞机 Airplane! Movie Script

杰瑞发布于2023-05-01

飞机（澳大利亚、新西兰、南非、日本和菲律宾的片名为《飞得高！》）是一部1980年的美国模仿电影，由大卫·祖克、吉姆·亚伯拉罕和杰里·祖克执导和编剧，派拉蒙影业发行。该片由罗伯特·海斯和朱莉·哈格蒂主演，莱斯利·尼尔森、罗伯特·斯塔克、劳埃德·布里奇斯、彼得·格雷夫斯、卡里姆·阿卜杜勒·贾巴尔和洛娜·帕特森主演。这部电影是对灾难电影类型的模仿，尤其是1957年派拉蒙电影《零点时刻》！，它借用了剧情和中心人物，以及1975年《机场》中的许多元素。这部电影以其超现实幽默和快节奏的闹剧喜剧而闻名，包括视觉和语言双关语和插科打诨。 Airplane! (titled Flying High! in Australia, New Zealand, South Africa, Japan and the Philippines) is a 1980 American parody film directed and written by David Zucker, Jim Abrahams, and Jerry Zucker and released by Paramount Pictures. It stars Robert Hays and Julie Hagerty and features Leslie Nielsen, Robert Stack, Lloyd Bridges, Peter Graves, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, and Lorna Patterson. The film is a parody of the disaster film genre, particularly the 1957 Paramount film Zero Hour!, from which it borrows the plot and the central characters, as well as many elements from Airport 1975. The film is known for its use of surreal humor and its fast-paced slapstick comedy, including visual and verbal puns and gags.

HINSHAW:
I think Florence Henderson knows about it!
REPORTER #1 What are the chances of bringing this plane in safely?
HINSHAW:
What are the chances of returning something to Montgomery Ward the week after Christmas?
REPORTER #1 (beckoning to door) All right, boys. Let's get some pictures.
Three men with cameras enter and begin to remove framed pictures from walls.
NEWSPAPERS: coming off press. SUPERIMPOSE: CLASSIC MONTAGE OF: Series of spinning newspapers. CAMERA ZOOMS IN to each as it stops spinning so that we can read headlines. Headlines are: "CHICAGO TIMES" "DISASTER LOOMS FOR AIRLINE PASSENGERS" "NEW YORK TRIBUNE" "CHICAGO PREPARES FOR CRASH LANDING" "NATIONAL INQUIRER" "BOY TRAPPED IN REFRIGERATOR EATS OWN FOOT" CAMERA ZOOMS in to: SPINNING TELEVISION SET NEWSCASTER: Striken Airliner Approaches Chicago!
DISSOLVE TO: ARAB NEWS SET: Arab newcast.
DISSOLVE TO: JAPANESE NEWS SET Japanese newscast.
DISSOLVE TO: AFRICAN TV NEWSCAST NEWSCASTER is an African in native dress with a bone in his nose. There is a graphic of an airplane behind him and he is beating on a hollow log with sticks. The CAMERA ANGLE CHANGES and he switches to look into NEW CAMERA, and continues beating.
DISSOLVE TO: CBS' SIXTY MINUTES "POINT-COUNTERPOINT" SET JACK KILPATRICK: Shana, they bought their tickets, they knew what they were getting into. I say, let 'em crash!
DISSOLVE TO: EXT. CITY STREET - NIGHT - (STOCK) SCREAMING firetrucks, police cars, and ambulances.
EXT. AIRPLANE - NIGHT Lightning and THUNDER.
INT. COCKPIT - NIGHT DR. RUMACK Will the hospital equipment be at the airport?
STRIKER:
Yes, everything they've got. How are the passengers doing?
DR. RUMACK I won't deceive you, Mister Striker. We're running out of time.
STRIKER:
Surely there must be something you can do.
DR. RUMACK I'm doing everything I can! -- And stop calling me Shirley!
Rumack leaves.
STRIKER'S THOUGHTS (v.o.) I've got to stay calm. If I can just keep my wits about me, I can't mess this one up.
ELAINE'S THOUGHTS (v.o.) Maybe I have been too harsh with him. If I had given him more support in the beginning, maybe things would be different.
STRIKER'S THOUGHTS (v.o.) Forget it. It's not your fault.
ELAINE'S THOUGHTS (v.o.) That's sweet of you, Ted. I appreciate the thought.
We hear both of their thoughts simultaneously.
STRIKER'S ELAINE'S THOUGHTS (v.o.) THOUGHTS (v.o.) You know, Elaine, I just It's just that I feel so wanted to tell you... helpless and... STRIKER'S THOUGHTS (v.o.) Go ahead.
ELAINE'S THOUGHTS (v.o.) No, no. You were first.