飞机 Airplane! Movie Script

杰瑞发布于2023-05-01

飞机（澳大利亚、新西兰、南非、日本和菲律宾的片名为《飞得高！》）是一部1980年的美国模仿电影，由大卫·祖克、吉姆·亚伯拉罕和杰里·祖克执导和编剧，派拉蒙影业发行。该片由罗伯特·海斯和朱莉·哈格蒂主演，莱斯利·尼尔森、罗伯特·斯塔克、劳埃德·布里奇斯、彼得·格雷夫斯、卡里姆·阿卜杜勒·贾巴尔和洛娜·帕特森主演。这部电影是对灾难电影类型的模仿，尤其是1957年派拉蒙电影《零点时刻》！，它借用了剧情和中心人物，以及1975年《机场》中的许多元素。这部电影以其超现实幽默和快节奏的闹剧喜剧而闻名，包括视觉和语言双关语和插科打诨。 Airplane! (titled Flying High! in Australia, New Zealand, South Africa, Japan and the Philippines) is a 1980 American parody film directed and written by David Zucker, Jim Abrahams, and Jerry Zucker and released by Paramount Pictures. It stars Robert Hays and Julie Hagerty and features Leslie Nielsen, Robert Stack, Lloyd Bridges, Peter Graves, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, and Lorna Patterson. The film is a parody of the disaster film genre, particularly the 1957 Paramount film Zero Hour!, from which it borrows the plot and the central characters, as well as many elements from Airport 1975. The film is known for its use of surreal humor and its fast-paced slapstick comedy, including visual and verbal puns and gags.

INT. PASSENGER CABIN - ANOTHER AREA - NIGHT Jack is seated across the aisle from Mrs. Hammen. He falls asleep and slumps over.
MRS. HAMMEN (hysterically) He's dead. He's dead!
Jack wakes up. Disgustedly:
JACK:
No, I'm not dead.
INT. PASSENGER CABIN - ANOTHER AREA - NIGHT Mrs. Schiff is holding the bottle to her shoulder and patting it. It BURPS.
INT. PASSENGER CABIN - NIGHT Sister Angelina is singing to the two black dudes.
SISTER ANGELINA: 'What you want, Baby I got, What you need, You know I got it.
All I'm askin' for Is a little respect When you come home.' INT. PASSENGER CABIN - STEWARDESS' ALCOVE - NIGHT Rumack pours a cup of water. Randy begins to weep.
DR. RUMACK Randy, are you all right?
RANDY:
Doctor Rumack, I'm scared. I've never been so scared. And besides, I'm twenty-six and I'm not married.
DR. RUMACK Randy, we're going to make it. You've got to believe that.
Mrs. Hammen enters alcove.
MRS. HAMMEN Lorison, do you have any idea when we'll be landing?
DR. RUMACK It will be pretty soon. How are you bearing up?
MRS. HAMMEN Well, to be honest, I'm very scared. But at least I've got a husband.
EXT. AIRPORT - NIGHT Revolving radar antenna.
INT. CHICAGO WEATHER CENTER - CLOSEUP of typewriter. CAMERA PULLS OUT to REVEAL Dispatcher typing message.
RADIO (v.o.) National Weather Service reporting Chicago ceiling zero, visibility one hundred feet.
With great care the Dispatcher turns the knob on carriage until the paper comes out clean. Relishing his victory, he talks in Donald Duck voice.
DISPATCHER: Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy.
As he starts toward the door, the room caves in on him.
INT. CHICAGO DISPATCH - NIGHT McCroskey and Kramer are at watercooler. McCroskey is filling cup while Kramer drinks.
McCROSKEY Rex, I've decided that the best thing to do is to foam the runway -- let him do a wheels-up landing. It'd be a lot simpler.
Kramer throws cup into wastebasket. McCroskey drinks.
KRAMER:
(filling up another cup) No, the risk of fire is too great. If she starts burning, you write off all those people who can't get out of there on their own power.