疯狂高尔夫 Caddyshack Movie Script

杰瑞发布于2022-12-09

在一家独家高尔夫俱乐部发生的滑稽事件。所有的成员都很富有,性格古怪,所有的员工都很穷,性格稍不古怪。主角是“丹尼”;他是一个球童,几乎可以做任何事情来筹集资金上大学。有很多小情节,包括助理饲养员对一只可爱的(显然是填充的)地鼠的追求。 Comical goings on at an exclusive golf club. All the members are wealthy and eccentric, and all the staff are poor and slightly less eccentric. The main character is 'Danny'; he's a caddy who will do almost anything to raise money to go to college. There are many subplots, including the assistant green keeper's pursuit of a cute (obviously stuffed) gopher.

Well, I'm going to clean this up.
You go ahead and clean up.
It looks fine to me.
Thanks for the dope.
You carry my bag.
Get back there! What do you think you're doing? Get off of here!
This is a golf course, not a parking lot!
Now back this thing out of here right now!
Hey, look at that!
Don't play games with me.
Put the steering wheel here where it belongs and get this out of here!
Let's play golf!
Don't do it! I didn't do that!
Oh, there's my phone!
Gentlemen, it's about time we.... I told you never to call me on the golf course! What's that? Then sell!
They're all selling? Then buy!
I'll tell you what, let me have the Coast. Any Coast!
What do you want?
Can I use your phone? I have a call.
Is it a long distance?
Gentlemen, we all know this is illegal and against Club practice and I'd like to ask at this time if you all agree to waive all sanction against said referee or anything that might get me fired.
The match is for $20,000 each.
Lowest score wins the hole in regulation match play.
I have a number of tees in my hand.
Your Honor, odd or even?