疯狂高尔夫 Caddyshack Movie Script

杰瑞发布于2022-12-09

在一家独家高尔夫俱乐部发生的滑稽事件。所有的成员都很富有,性格古怪,所有的员工都很穷,性格稍不古怪。主角是“丹尼”;他是一个球童,几乎可以做任何事情来筹集资金上大学。有很多小情节,包括助理饲养员对一只可爱的(显然是填充的)地鼠的追求。 Comical goings on at an exclusive golf club. All the members are wealthy and eccentric, and all the staff are poor and slightly less eccentric. The main character is 'Danny'; he's a caddy who will do almost anything to raise money to go to college. There are many subplots, including the assistant green keeper's pursuit of a cute (obviously stuffed) gopher.

Odd!
Odd, it is. Your honor, Your Honor.
Hey, tiger, here. Keep it fair, will you?
No, I can't accept this.
Driver, please.
Don't smile at me a lot, okay?
The Judge and Mr. Czervik have a $1 00,000 match going on!
What do you want to do?
Five on Mr. Czech.
Hello? Anybody home?
Hello, Mr. Gopher! It's me, Mr. Squirrel.
Just a harmless squirrel.
Not a plastic explosive or anything.
Nothing to be worried about.
I'm just here to make your last hours on earth as peaceful as possible.
Don't mind this. This is doctor's orders.
You don't mind if I just pop in there for a few laughs?
That's right. Or in the words of Jean-Paul Sartre: "Au revoir, gopher." This is going to be sweet.
That kangaroo stole my ball!
"What's up, Doc?" I don't understand it!
I'm playing the worst game of my life!
Don't put yourself down, Al.
You're not...you're not good. You stink.
Fifty bucks the Smails kid picks his nose.
All right, kid, take your time.