疯狂高尔夫 Caddyshack Movie Script

杰瑞发布于2022-12-09

在一家独家高尔夫俱乐部发生的滑稽事件。所有的成员都很富有,性格古怪,所有的员工都很穷,性格稍不古怪。主角是“丹尼”;他是一个球童,几乎可以做任何事情来筹集资金上大学。有很多小情节,包括助理饲养员对一只可爱的(显然是填充的)地鼠的追求。 Comical goings on at an exclusive golf club. All the members are wealthy and eccentric, and all the staff are poor and slightly less eccentric. The main character is 'Danny'; he's a caddy who will do almost anything to raise money to go to college. There are many subplots, including the assistant green keeper's pursuit of a cute (obviously stuffed) gopher.

Fifty bucks more says he eats it.
Don't do it, kid!
That kid will eat anything!
He was hungry.
What do you say, Al? Shall we press on?
Hey, Judge, cheer up, will you?
My boat needs exactly $20,000 worth of repairs.
So does your brain!
You want to double it?
Fine! $40,000 apiece!
All right! You've got it!
Hold on, Judge! That's my office.
I better get going.
No. You're in for half of $80,000.
Probably just a routine emergency.
Why did I double it? I should have stayed home and played with myself!
I saw Smails before. He was cheating.
Nobody likes a tattletale... except, of course, me.
My arm ! It's broken!
What has this buffoon done now?
Okay, let's have a look.
That might be a fractured ulna.
I'm afraid you forfeit.
Who says so? The match is a draw!
You don't play, you lose. Right, Lou?