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- Owen, you don't add them together.

Technically, Peter, I'm sorry to say this, but it's more like $73,313... It doesn't matter. We can't come up with $50,000. We're screwed.

Gar.

- It's an insurmountable amount of money.

- No, it's not insurmountable. Come on.

We can'tjust sit back and let Globo Gym take us over.

Average Joe's is too important.

Where do you go when your wife changes the locks?

- Average Joe's.

- Right.

Dwight, Owen, what will you do if Joe's goes under? Work at the airport?

- I ain't working at no airport again.

- No. Cos you hated it.

And, Steve, where do you go to do whatever it is that you do?

- Gar. Joe's be the only place for Steve.

- Gar. You're right.

Do you see? There's no way I can go back to working out at my high school.

They'd laugh at me there.

Lock me in lockers, make me eat clay.

But not here, not at Joe's.

I need this place.

You guys need this place. Come on.

I got it. I know how we can raise the money.

- How?

- Car wash.