躲避球：一个真正的卧底故事Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story Movie Script
杰瑞发布于2022-10-26
My gym's worth over $4 million. Your gym isn't worth four. You haven't even got cupholders. - Why would I want cupholders? - The point is Globo Gym is a beacon of human physical perfection.-重点是环球健身房是人类身体完美的灯塔。 A benchmark in the fitness community. Your "gym" is a skid mark on the underpants of society. See, Peter, I wasn't born expecting the world to do me any favours. I earned this body and I built this temple out of nothing more than a little can-do attitude and elbow grease. And a large inheritance from my father, Earl Goodman. So if I choose to level Average Joe's to build a parking structure for my members, so be it. There's nothing you can do about it. In 30 days, I'll be bulldozing that sh*t-heap you call a gym into permanent nothingness. I can only hope that you, and the mongrel race that comprise your membership, are inside it when I do. So that's the deal. We got 30 days to raise $50,000, or Average Joe's is history. I got ten minutes. I'll open it up to some Q&A. No need to raise your hands, it's an open forum. OK, Owen, kick us off. Yes, Peter, - and I'm just spitballing here - but why don't we pay it off in Canadian dollars and save some money? Just so you know, if that's a route you want to follow, it's 50,000 American. It would be 70,000, roughly, Canadian dollars. - How are we gonna come up with $120,000?