躲避球：一个真正的卧底故事Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story Movie Script

What are the chances?

Same day, right across the street?

The girls beat us fair and square.

I am gonna be a gentleman about it and congratulate every one of them, personally.

Guys. Not to be a nay-sayer or anything, but the only customer we've had is that weird guy who keeps paying Justin to wash his truck.

That's it, boy.

Get in there nice and deep, like.

- That's not good.

- Gar. This sucks.

Relax, Justin, it's just a cutout.

At Globo Gym, we're better than you and we know it.

Sign up now.

Do you smell that fitness? I do.

Rock it and shock it, baby.

You gotta burn it to earn it.

- What's in the envelope?

- Free 30-day memberships to Globo Gym.

- Cool.

- It's ajoke. He sent it to us as an insult.

Maybe we could sell 'em for cash cos the car wash cost us money.

- We're further away from saving this place?

- Yes.

- We'll never raise enough money.

- This blows.

Guys, I know this is tough to take, but if an impromptu car wash doesn't raise us the $50,000 we need, I guess itjust isn't in the cards.