躲避球：一个真正的卧底故事Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story Movie Script

Trust me here. If there was any way in the world we could raise $50,000 in 30 days, short of robbing a bank, I'd do it.

We could sell blood and semen.

What? Not mixed together.

Guys, I love the enthusiasm, I love the energy here, but we're looking at this the wrong way.

Let's celebrate the good times that was Joe's.

We gotta start looking at this Irish-wake style.

Let me be the first to say goodbye to Average Joe's.

We gave it a hell of a run, guys.

Now let's try to have some fun.

I'm gonna put on "The Thong Song", and we'll tear this place apart.

Wait, wait. Peter. Peter.

We could play dodgeball.

That's very nice, Gordon, but everyone's tired. Playing a game isn't gonna help.

There's a tournament in Las Vegas.

I feel so dumb I didn't think about it before.

I read about the Las Vegas International Dodgeball Open every year in Obscure Sports Quarterly.

Of course. That's a totally common thing.

The best part is it's open to any team that wins a regional qualifying match.

- How is dodgeball gonna get us the $50,000?

- They have a cash prize for the winner.

- How much?

- $50,000.

Guys, we are not gonna get $50,000 for playing dodgeball.

- Why not?

- None of us know how to play dodgeball.