躲避球:一个真正的卧底故事Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story Movie Script
杰瑞发布于2022-10-26
Patches O'Houlihan. Seven-time ADAA All-Star is here to take you the rest of the way. If you catch a ball that's thrown at you before it hits the ground, the player who threw that ball is out, not you. Plus, another player from your team gets to come back into the game. - It's a two-player swing. I can't wait to start my own team at school. But remember, dodgeball is a sport of violence, exclusion and degradation.但请记住,躲避球是一项暴力、排斥和堕落的运动。 So, when you're picking players in gym class, remember to pick the bigger, stronger kids for your team.所以,当你在体育课上挑选球员时,记得为你的球队挑选更大、更强的孩子。 That way, you can all gang up on the weaker ones, like Winston here. You'll be an all-star yet. Just remember the five Ds of dodgeball. Dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge. This is Patches O'Houlihan, saying, "Take care of your balls and they'll take care of you." OK, guys. Any questions? Great. I signed us up for the sub-regional qualifier tomorrow at the Waldorf rec centre. But we haven't even practised yet. We have to qualify for the Vegas Open. Tomorrow's regional's our last chance. Everyone, just relax. I've always found the best way to learn a sport is by playing it. If anyone needs me, I'll be in my office doing Mad Libs.