躲避球:一个真正的卧底故事Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story Movie Script
杰瑞发布于2022-10-26
Thanks, Peter. Appreciate that a lot. OK, I think everybody knows... - Don't you have an office of your own? - Yes, I do have an office. A very nice office with a view and air-conditioning. - What I don't have in my office is a closet of 30 years of financial transactions, devoid of any filing system known to man. Hard to believe I only got a semester ofjunior college under my belt. Do you realise you haven't collected any membership fees in 13 months? I'm curious. Is it strictly apathy, or do you really not have a goal in life? I found that if you have a goal, you might not reach it. But if you don't have one, then you are never disappointed. I gotta tell you, it feels phenomenal. I guess that makes sense, in a really sad way. Sad? You wanna know what's sad? Six grown men playing dodgeball. Since I'm here, I'm gonna go ahead and do some abs, go shock it up. I like to work out all the time for this kind of sporting event. Gotta be limber and loose. That's the only way to play. Hey, you guys take vitamins? I take vitamins all the time... Dodgeball, eh? If Peter La Fleur thinks a few red rubber balls can save his sorry gym, he's in for quite a surprise.