躲避球：一个真正的卧底故事Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story Movie Script

Show them, Fran.

That's just her change-up.

End of demo.

We are the Globo Gym Purple Cobras and we will, we will rock you.

I think that guy might really be dead.

Wait a minute. How can you be entered in the Las Vegas Open?

You didn't win a regional qualifying match.

Oh, my God. We never even won a regional qualifying match.

Yeah. Now I remember.

The dodgeball chancellor's an extremely personal friend of mine.

I helped him shed some unwanted poundage before beach season.

So close your rule book on that one, Poindextor.

White, we didn't come here to "rumble".

We came here to celebrate as a team.

There's plenty of bar here for you and the Globo-nauts.

Team?

What team?

Your best player thinks he's a pirate.

First of all, he is way more of a pirate than you will ever be.

Secondly, we don't know who our best player is yet. We've only had one game.

- It could be any one of us at this point.

- Go ahead, make yourjokes, Mr Jokey... Joke-maker.

But let me hit you with some knowledge. Quit now.

Save yourself the embarrassment of losing with these losers in Las Vegas, La Fleur.

Alliteration aside, I'll take my chances in the tournament.