躲避球：一个真正的卧底故事Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story Movie Script

- Yeah, you will take your chances.

- I know. I just said that.

- I know you did.

- I'm not sure where you're going with this.

- I'm not sure where you're going with this.

- That's what I said.

- That's what I'm saying to you.

- All right.

Touch.

We're gonna split, but we'll see you at the tournament.

And, La Fleur, best bring your bib cos it's gonna get messy.

Are you all right? You OK?

Let's bounce. Cobras.

OK, guys, let's just get ourselves cleaned up and head on home, all right?

Hey, you.

That was the worst damn display of dodgeball I've seen in 40 years.

You want a dodgeball victory, you've gotta grab it by its haunches and hump it into submission.

That's the only way.

OK, crazy guy. I'm gonna go home now.

I ain't crazy and I ain't a guy.

The name's Patches O'Houlihan.

I'm your new coach.

Patches O'Houlihan?

The guy from the dodgeball film?

- Yeah. He said he wants to coach us.