躲避球：一个真正的卧底故事Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story Movie Script

- You said yes?

I figured the steady hand of a seasoned dodgeball coach could only benefit us.

A'iight.

But he's not weird or anything, is he?

No. No, he's totally normal.

I love the smell of queef in the morning.

I mean normal for us.

Line up, ladies.

- What does he mean, line up?

- Now.

If you're gonna learn to be true dodgeballers, then you've got to learn the five Ds of dodgeball: dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge.

If you master the five Ds, no amount of balls on earth can hit you.

- Queer bait, go ahead.

- Me, or... Yeah, shouldn't we learn by dodging balls that are thrown at us, or... That's what this sack of wrenches is for.
-我，或者…是的，我们不应该通过躲避投向我们的球来学习，或者…这就是这袋扳手的用途。

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.
如果你能躲开扳手，你就能躲开球。

What?

Any other questions?

My God.

Yeah. Patches, are you sure that this is completely necessary?

Necessary?

- Is it necessary for me to drink my urine?

- Probably not.

No. But I do it anyway because it's sterile and I like the taste.

OK.

If you're leading this squad, La Fleur, you've got to learn to do the dance in the dark.