躲避球:一个真正的卧底故事Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story Movie Script

杰瑞发布于2022-10-26

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- Man.
- Wake up, Smithy.
Hell, son. You're about as useful as a cock-flavoured lollipop.
Quick feet, fast hands.
Catch it and throw.
Pick up the pace. What a bunch of females.
Jesus. Gimme that.
You couldn't hit water if you fell out of a boat.
Where's your killer instinct?
You gotta get angry.
You gotta get mean.
That's the only way you can play.
I guess I'm not really an angry person.
Are you angry now?
- Breathe it out.
- Come on, let's get going here.
Little help?
What? Eight years of softball.
- Man, she gotta be a lesbian.
- She is not a lesbian.
All I know is that dyke can play.
Come on, come on.
- Please.
- We need you. You're really good.
Owen'll be team manager if you play.