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- I will?

- Shut up.

Look, I find White Goodman creepy, just like you do... All the more reason for you to join us.

Come on, Kate.

Time to put your mouth where our balls are.

Sorry, I can't. I'm under contract.

It'd be a conflict of interest.

Suit yourself.

All right, you heard Billie-Jean King.

No crying in the breast milk.

We got plenty of work to do. Let's go.

We punch the pizza dough down, and it's time to sauce it up.

Boy, is my mouth watering.

You want to put a big dollop of that tangy red on the dough, then use the cheese to shove it to the edge.

Sir, I need you to take a look at... No. What... What... What have I said about knocking?

- Always knock.

- Sorry, sir.

What is so important that you need to interrupt me in my private reflection period?

These.

- They're getting better.

- Yes. I can see that, Me'Shell.

I'm through playing games. It's time to end this square dance once and for all.

What about the girl? She can throw.

I'll simply have to woo Kate a bit sooner than nature intended.

But rest assured, Me'Shell.