躲避球:一个真正的卧底故事Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story Movie Script

杰瑞发布于2022-10-26

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- We'll play in what we've got on.
- We can't.
ADAA rules require we wear matching uniforms.
I don't think they require ass-less chaps, OK?
Everybody, calm down. We've got plenty of time to find other uniforms before we play.
Ladies, we gotta get on the court or we're gonna forfeit the game.
Come on, let's go.
Let's see some movement. Chop-chop.
I don't see any movement. Let's go.
How about those dodgeball dancers, folks?
- That is some good, clean, family fun, Cot.
- Right you are.
Here comes Germany's Team Blitzkrieg.
The reigning European champ hopes to extend their empire here.
Appeasement be damned.
Here comes the relatively unknown challengers, a regional qualifying team, Average Joe's Gymnasium.
My sweet Jesus.
That's rad.
Hey, a**hole, you guys suck.
Thank you. Nice to be in Vegas.
Hi. We're all here and we are ready to play.
- OK.
- OK.
We get our first glimpse of the Average Joe's squad, sporting unwieldy uniforms.
I feel like I'm watching a Cher video.