躲避球:一个真正的卧底故事Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story Movie Script
杰瑞发布于2022-10-26
And we're under way. Average Joe's versus the heavily favoured German team. Of course, S&M gear first made popular by the lyric poet, Sappho, - from the island of Lesbos. Leather and latex belong in the bedroom, not on the dodgeball court. Dodge, duck, dip, dive, dodge. Captain Peter La Fleur gets eliminated and coach O'Houlihan is not happy. This Average Joe's team doesn't look up to snuff. You went over the line, you're out. The Average Joe's catches a break there. The Germans still dominating this Maginot Line-like defence. Good toss by the submissive out there. Just two players left for Joe... Check that. Make it one. Looks like Average Joe's might be heading home early. It's all up to the only player without a Y-chromosome, Kate Veatch. Hold your phone, she's got a cannon. - You're the only man out there. Give it to 'em. Germans have a two-one advantage.