躲避球：一个真正的卧底故事Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story Movie Script

Great catch. La Fleur's back in the game.

How about that? A two-on-one switcheroo.

Now Joe's has the upper hand.

- Great deflection.

- Take it to him.

- He's ball-less now.

- He doesn't have any balls, Cotton.

Winner. Average Joe's.

My sweet dick, it's magic.

Hey, all right.

My. The Germans losing in the first round and Average Joe's wins in a shocking upset.

I feel shocked.

Losers.

You must be Daddy.

Average Joe's has shocked the dodgeball pundits and made it to tomorrow's round where we'll separate the wheat from the chaff, the men from the boys, and the awkwardly feminine from the possibly Canadian.

Don't go anywhere, folks.

It's just getting exciting.

- What the hell.

- That guy's a d*ckhead.

You wanted to see me, Patches?

You did good out there, real good.

You're a natural leader, La Fleur.

Those men and that muff-diver believe in you.

Kate's not a muff-diver.

Hey. That's for you.