躲避球：一个真正的卧底故事Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story Movie Script

- Yes.

There's a souvenir for a lucky fan.

Timber. Peter La Fleur nails him.

That's all she wrote, folks.

Average Joe's does some clear-cutting of their own and moves onto the quarterfinal.

Globo Gym hoping to drop an A-bomb on the Kamikazes.

I don't know how they can play in diapers, Cotton. I never could.

Peekaboo.

White Goodman, employing his patented peekaboo-style attack, tells Suzuki Toyota Oshinawa this is my dojo.

Is he gonna feel it tomorrow?

Right in his beak.

A relentless Globo Gym attack led by their Lilliputian leader, White Goodman.

It's gotta be the hair. It's beautiful.

Feathered and lethal.

You just don't see it nowadays.

Globo Gym says, "Domo arigato, Mr Roboto", and breezes into the semifinals.

Skillz That Killz, ready?

Average Joe's, ready? Dodgeball.

Average Joe's planning to playa hate Skillz That Killz, the inner-city champs for five years straight.

Skillz might be looking past Average Joe's, doing more dancing than dodgeballing.

They better check themselves before they wreck themselves.

Right you are, partner.

Great catch. La Fleur wheels and fires.

Winner. Average Joe's.

And Average Joe's, not blinded by the bling-bling, advances to the semifinal.