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杰瑞发布于2022-10-26

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Globo Gym's making mincemeat of the Las Vegas Police Department.
That's gotta hurt.
B-b-b-bull's-eye.
Winner. Globo Gym.
Sportsmanship be darned.
Globo Gym hands the Las Vegas Police a 187, and they're going to the finals.
The Poughkeepsie State Flying Cougars are all over Average Joe's today.
Itjust doesn't look good for 'em. The winner of this match faces Globo Gym in the finals.
Right in the testicles.
Ouch-Town. Population:
you, bro. Average Joe's down to their final two players.
La Fleur can't hold on.
He's gotta sit down.
- Time out. Gordy.
- Time out. Time out.
Time. Time is out.
It looks like the clock is about to strike midnight on this Cinderella story, turning Average Joe's into the proverbial pumpkin.
I sure do like pumpkins, Cotton.
You won't hit 'em. They're too good, and you suck somethin' awful.
- Yes, sir. I do.
- Our only shot is for you to get angry.
- Roger that. OK.
- All right. Hands in.
- One, two, three.
- Joe's.
You gotta get angry. Get angry now.