躲避球:一个真正的卧底故事Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story Movie Script

杰瑞发布于2022-10-26

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Gordon Pibb, alone, facing five Cougars.
It's all over but the crying.
Sayonara, auf Wiedersehen and goodbye.
- Dodgeball.
- Let the dodgeball slaughter begin.
Good deflection there.
Hang on. And another one.
Three balls at once. Who knew?
Four on one.
Pibb won't go down without a fight.
That's it.
- You're kidding me.
- He's callin' 'em out.
Now it's two on one. Who'd have thunk it?
- Go, you crazy son of a b*tch. Go.
- He's on the warpath.
Incredible. It's one on one.
- I can't believe it.
- It's just not believable, Cotton.
Winner.
Average Joe's wins.
They are going to the finals to play Globo Gym for $50,000.
- That'll buy one heck of a pumpkin.
- Right you are, Pep.
I never would have dreamed it possible.