躲避球:一个真正的卧底故事Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story Movie Script
杰瑞发布于2022-10-26
But with seven-time ADAA All-Star Patches O'Houlihan at the helm, I guess it must be the luck of the Irish. Tomorrow we're gonna pecker-slap those Globo Gym bastards. - You really think we can beat Globo Gym? - As long as we got Patches, we got a shot. Well, it's probably the way he would have wanted to go. - What are we gonna do without Patches? We're gonna get our taints handed to us. Maybe you should go say something to the guys. They don't make a "sorry your coach just got crushed by two tons of irony" Hallmark card. We're opening a new Globo Gym in Mexico City. I've been boning up on my Spanish. Me'Shell was having some digestive problems. I hope you don't mind. So that's the deal. I give you $100,000, you sign over the deed to your gym. You really think you can come here and buy me out, you're a lot dumber than I thought.