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杰瑞发布于2022-10-26

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Yeah.
This is extremely serious, Mrs Veatch.
It's Ms. I'll need to review all of your financial statements and assess any tax liabilities.
我是女士,我需要审查你所有的财务报表,并评估任何纳税义务。
Absolutely.
I don't know how you say "Ms" for "Mr", but if there was a "Ms Mr", I'm a Ms as well.
You do keep financial records?
你有财务记录吗?
Invoices, revenue reports, taxable income.
发票、收入报告、应税收入。
You kidding? I got a closet full of 'em.
开玩笑吧?我有满满一柜子的。
I call 'em keepers.
- Problem is I've never really filed them.
- No kidding.
Just out of curiosity, who would want to buy this place anyway?
Come on, squeeze it, squeeze it.
Yeah, come on, come on. Get it up.
One more, b*tch. One more, b*tch.
Yeah. Yeah.
- Now you're my b*tch.
- Yeah.
Yeah, baby.
Involuntary spasm.
Look at the show. Enjoy the show.
This a bad time? I could come back.
Looks like some real dude sweat going on.
Add three pounds to the scales in the women's locker room before you go home.
Refreshment?