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杰瑞发布于2022-10-26

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I've got protein paste, carb laxative... - Suffocated kumquat, perhaps?
- I'm trying to cut down on those.
- They're good. They are good.
- Know what you mean.
Walk with me.
Hey, Brianna.
Cellulite seminar tomorrow, 0600.
Nice job, Susie.
You call that a sit-up?
Don't slack, Trevor.
I'm watching you.
There's a good energy in the gym.
Let me guess why you're here, Pete.
Because I bought out the second mortgage on your gym.
You've got 30 days to make $50,000, or your gym becomes my gym.
I know we've had our differences... Is that what you call sleeping with three of my female trainers?
It was one night.
Or the strip-o-gram you sent me for the Globo Gym one-year anniversary?
- It was meant to be congratulatory.
- It was also a man.
Let's not get hung up on details.
- We're both professionals.
- Really?
Last I heard, my gym makes money.
Yours doesn't.