躲避球：一个真正的卧底故事Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story Movie Script

- Man.

- Wake up, Smithy.

Hell, son. You're about as useful as a cock-flavoured lollipop.

Quick feet, fast hands.

Catch it and throw.

Pick up the pace. What a bunch of females.

Jesus. Gimme that.

You couldn't hit water if you fell out of a boat.

Where's your killer instinct?

You gotta get angry.

You gotta get mean.

That's the only way you can play.

I guess I'm not really an angry person.

Are you angry now?

- Breathe it out.

- Come on, let's get going here.

Little help?

What? Eight years of softball.

- Man, she gotta be a lesbian.

- She is not a lesbian.

All I know is that dyke can play.

Come on, come on.

- Please.

- We need you. You're really good.

Owen'll be team manager if you play.