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Understood?

OK. Let's have a clean match.

Good luck, gentlemen.

This is it, La Loser.

You ready for the hurricane?

Just don't go cryin' to mama when I spank you in front of all these people.

You don't go crying to your daddy after I wipe it up with your face.

- White?

- Yeah?

- You look awful fat in those pants.

- Players, to your positions.

This is about gamesmanship.

Throw early and you're defenceless.

Throw late and you're eliminated.

Dilemma, thy name is dodgeball.

This sport doesn't build character, it reveals it.

Effin' A, Cotton. Effin' A.

Come on, talk to me.

Listen up, crotch stain.

Remember your training and trust your instincts.

You can do it. I believe in you.

Bye-bye.

Right.

Players, turn and step in.

What the hell's he doing?