硅谷传奇Pirates of Silicon Valley Movie Script

I got a great one today.

Did you hear about the drunk who came staggering out of the subway and said, "Man, I got lost in some guy's basement.

You should've seen the set of trains he had"?

the Bay Area Dial-a-Joke Line, making your day a barre! of laughs.

I got a new book of Polish jokes.

Man. it'll keep me going for years.

- Why?

- Why?

It makes people laugh.

I got people phoning in every day just to hear my latest joke.

It makes their day better.

Are you sure this thing's gonna work?

- If it doesn't catch fire.

- Don't even joke.

I like jokes.

Jokes make me feel good.

You know. I hired a private detective today.

I wanna find my mother.

My real mother.

You never talk about that stuff with me.

That part about being adopted and all.

Guy says he can probably find her.

Why do you always get freaked out when Arlene asks about it?

Arlene? Arlene's got her own problems.

My parents don't want her in the house.