词汇:joke
n. 玩笑,笑话;笑柄
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TV shows, movies, you don't really see the women and the fart jokes.
>> Fart: A Documentary Movie Script
>> Fart: A Documentary Movie Script
( laughs ) Female interviewer: Now, are you the kind of person that laughs at the general fart joke?
>> Fart: A Documentary Movie Script
>> Fart: A Documentary Movie Script
And so, the oldest recorded joke is a fart joke and fart jokes are featured in jest books throughout the ages.
>> Fart: A Documentary Movie Script
>> Fart: A Documentary Movie Script
Um, we-- well, you can't actually find the oldest joke in the world but the oldest joke that I could find-- the oldest recorded joke, in other words, the oldest one-liner, if you like, is actually a fart joke.
>> Fart: A Documentary Movie Script
>> Fart: A Documentary Movie Script
I mean, I did a project a few years back where I went in search of the oldest joke in the world.
>> Fart: A Documentary Movie Script
>> Fart: A Documentary Movie Script
Szabo, you tell ajoke for a change Even a Jewish joke... we're very tolerant There was this commandant in a concentration camp, named Muller And he had a glass eye When the mood struck him, Commandant Muller would call over an inmate ...to prove to him the quality of German craftsmanship: If the prisoner could tell him which of his eyes was fake, he was spared If the prisoner guessed wrong, he'd be shot Jakob Korngold took a look at the commandant, and said 'Why, my Commandant, the left one is the glass eye 'How did you figure it out so quickly? ' Whereupon Jakob Korngold said 'You see, my Commandant, 'it's the one that favors me with a kindly look' Good joke, Szabo Very good joke And now, you, play the famous song for us!
>> 布达佩斯之恋Gloomy Sunday AKA The Piano Player) Movie Script
>> 布达佩斯之恋Gloomy Sunday AKA The Piano Player) Movie Script
Which is why Mr. Azoff’s joke is most appropriate: from a financial standpoint you are now in heaven, and we welcome you. If the U.S. Justice Department or FBI or SEC or IRS sent us a subpoena, it would become papier-toillette. We would wipe our ass with it.
>> 华尔街之狼 The Wolf of Wall Street Movie Script
>> 华尔街之狼 The Wolf of Wall Street Movie Script
Denham shares a look with his cohort: it’s almost a joke, this display of wealth before a federal agent. Momentslater, they step aboard.
>> 华尔街之狼 The Wolf of Wall Street Movie Script
>> 华尔街之狼 The Wolf of Wall Street Movie Script
DONNIE * If you want a cracker or something * -I’m gonna have some treats in my * pocket. I want to be in a strip * club with you guys. Literally pull * out a brief case and have a little * f***in' guy pop out of there. You * know how much f***in' p*ssy you * get? * JORDAN * The point is get it out. * DONNIE * Get the jokes out now. Get the * f***in’ jokes out now. * JORDAN * You’re gonna f*** it up. Purge all * this sh*t right now. * DONNIE * That’s what I’m saying -* JORDAN * When he comes in the room, I want * him to feel like a human being -* DONNIE * Business. Business. It’s f***in’ * business, bro. * JORDAN * I want him to feel just like a * normal human being. Cause you know * -like one of us. One of us. * DONNIE * Like he’s an actual human being. * One of us. * JORDAN * Gobble, gobble we accept you, one * of us! One of us! * ALL * One of us. * Janet pokes her head in. *
>> 华尔街之狼 The Wolf of Wall Street Movie Script
>> 华尔街之狼 The Wolf of Wall Street Movie Script
Bertie is not pleased with His Grace's joke, but lets it pass.
>> 国王的演讲 The King's Speech Movie Script
>> 国王的演讲 The King's Speech Movie Script
LIONEL (CONT'D) Nice girl, Anna. Worried she wouldn't find a husband if she couldn't speak. Tried to convince her men will find her even more attractive as a silent partner. The perfect woman. Sorry, bad Australian joke. Why'd your wife change her mind and ask for an appointment?
>> 国王的演讲 The King's Speech Movie Script
>> 国王的演讲 The King's Speech Movie Script
Uh, there's an old joke that the biggest lie on Wall Street, is that this time, it's different.
>> The China Hustle Movie Script
>> The China Hustle Movie Script
WILL (V.O.) That was my father’s final joke I guess. A man tells his stories so manytimes that he becomes the stories.
>> 大鱼 Big Fish (2003) Movie Script
>> 大鱼 Big Fish (2003) Movie Script
WILL (V.O.) Have you ever heard a joke so manytimes you’ve forgotten why it’s funny?
>> 大鱼 Big Fish (2003) Movie Script
>> 大鱼 Big Fish (2003) Movie Script
He didn’t mean it as a joke, but for some reason, everyone’slaughing.
>> 大鱼 Big Fish (2003) Movie Script
>> 大鱼 Big Fish (2003) Movie Script